X windows:
    Something you can be ashamed of.
    30% more entropy than the leading window system.
    The first fully modular software disaster.
    Rome was destroyed in a day.
    Warn your friends about it.
    Climbing to new depths. Sinking to new heights.
    An accident that couldn't wait to happen.
    Don't wait for the movie.
    Never use it after a big meal.
    Need we say less?
    Plumbing the depths of human incompetence.
    It'll make your day.
    Don't get frustrated without it.
    Power tools for power losers.
    A software disaster of Biblical proportions.
    Never had it. Never will.
    The software with no visible means of support.
    More than just a generation behind.
Hindenburg. Titanic. Edsel.
    X windows.